It's your fault Justin Bieber is a jerk.
That's the contention of attorney Roy Black, who is defending the 20-year-old singer on a DUI charge stemming from a Jan. 23 arrest in Miami Beach.
Black spoke to reporters last week as video of Bieber's deposition in the case of an alleged assault by one of his bodyguards - you can't keep this young man's legal woes straight without a scorecard - was making the rounds on the Internet.
It was not a pretty picture. Bieber comes across as a twerp so snotty and insolent even Mother Teresa would want to smack him.
It's been suggested opposing counsel baited Bieber by asking provocative questions unrelated to the matter at hand, such as his on and off relationship with girlfriend Selena Gomez. But so what?
A deposition is a fishing expedition and opposing counsel is allowed wide latitude in asking questions. The defendant's best strategy is to keep calm and answer as briefly as possible.
Presumably, this was all explained to Bieber before he was deposed but if so, the advice did not take. He preens, he parries, he oozes with visceral contempt for the entire process. Asked if his mentor, the singer Usher, was instrumental to his career he replies, "I was found on YouTube. I think that I was detrimental to my own career."
Rarely have ignorance and arrogance ever combined so flawlessly to produce unintended truth.
But again, Roy Black says if you want to blame anyone for what Justin Bieber is, blame us and our culture of celebrity worship.
"We love it when people start becoming successful," he told reporters, "But once they actually are highly successful, we do almost everything we can to destroy their lives. And Justin Bieber's case is just one of many. He has absolutely no privacy. He is harassed by photographers or paparazzi - whatever you want to call them - at every turn."
It is an intriguing argument in that it contains just enough truth to give you pause.
Our celebrity mania does drive an industry of intrusion. Famous people do live under siege.